No Chance Mate

from Daylight | Session 1 | Vol 1 by Outland Sessions

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‘No Chance Mate’ is the lead single from ‘Daylight’, one of three EP’s to be released from the inaugural Outland Sessions event.

Joe Harrison: Vocals, guitar, harmonica, backing vocals
Felix Nesbitt: Drums
Chris Fursdon: Bass, backing vocals
Jesse Wheeler: Backing Vocals

Written by Joe Harrison

Guitar recorded by Jake Booth
Bass & vocals recorded by Jesse Wheeler
Drums recorded by Felix Nesbitt
Harmonica recorded by Joe Harrison
Mixed & mastered by Jake Booth at Mordecai Records

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So you want to be in my band?
Who do you think you are?
Around this town I'm legendary;
You're talking to a star.
You think we need your input?
You think you're pretty hot?
I heard that stuff you did last year, mate.
Don't give up your day job.

You've got no chance, mate.
Your beard's too long.
You really don't look the part.
Your t-shirt's got the wrong band on
And I don't like your guitar.

You want to play in my game?
You want to hang with us?
You think you're gonna make it happen?
Walk away now. (There's a good chap.)

No chance, mate.
Your beard's too long.
You really don't look the part.
Your t-shirt has got Coldplay on
And I don't like your guitar.

And every time I turn around, there you are:
Bushy beard, crap t-shirt, shit guitar.
Where'd you learn to dress like that?
Was your dad a lumberjack?
Sorry sunshine, but I'm giving you the axe.

No chance, mate.
Your beard's too long.
You really don't look the part.
Your t-shirt's got the wrong band on
And I don't like your guitar.

No chance, mate.
Your beard's too long.
You really don't look the part.
Your t-shirt's got the wrong band on
And I don't like your guitar.

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from Daylight | Session 1 | Vol 1, track released June 21, 2018

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